4. Lara Logan, CBS.
Not only is Lara Logan drop dead gorgeous, but she’s a war correspondent who goes into hot zones macho men would cry to their mamas about. Bonus points for allegedly having an affair with CNN correspondent Michael Ware while under fire in Iraq.

3. Kiran Chetry, CNN.
A morning pixie, Kiran Chetry once dressed up as Lara Croft, Tomb Raider, for Halloween. Nuff said.

2. Megyn Kelly, Fox News.
Whether you lean left or right, Megyn Kelly is a great face to look at under the iron fist of Obama or the glorious light of our 44th president.

1. Robin Meade, HLN.
Robin Meade is a red head with sex appeal who wrangles a whole morning zoo type crew on HLN. She’s the perfect package.

5. Megan Fox Photo Shoot for FHM Magazine.
FHM magazine didn’t survive in America, but they did get Megan Fox to do a photo shoot for them. So it wasn’t a total loss.

4. Megan Fox “Good Morning Megan” Photo Shoot For Esquire.
Megan Fox wakes up, stretches around, looks awesome doing so.

3. Megan Fox Maxim Photo Shoot
The gold standard in US lad mags, a Megan Fox photo shoot is as good as gold.

2. Megan Fox lesbian kiss with Amanda Seyfried from Jennifer’s Body
Jennifer’s Body was a box office flop, but as part of the hype the producers included a completely irrelevant lesbian kiss between Fox and her co-star Amanda Seyfried. Now we all win.

1. Megan Fox Motorola Super Bowl Ad
This ad features Megan Fox in a bathtub wearing nothing more than suds and her smile. Sure, she brought in a stunt thumb, but the ad made fun of just how popular Fox is.

BONUS: Megan Fox for Girogio Armani

Becoming a millionaire is one of the great American dreams. While the idea of a Horatio Alger-style up by the bootstraps success story may be harder to achieve, you could one day be one of those obnoxious rich guys with the resources to buy us all.

1. Save For Retirement. This is the slow and steady path to prosperity, but far too many people don’t take the shot. Sign up for a 401k at work, put a percentage of each paycheck in a savings account, mutual fund or other type of long-term investment. The best way is to put this money out of sight, out of mind. If you’re in your 20s, 30s, or 40s, the only element that matters is what your rate of return is once you hit 65.

2. Find The Next Google. A lot of people made millions when Google went public, as they did with companies like Microsoft, Apple, etc. Study a sector of the economy, figure out the winners and losers, and when you feel comfortable, put your money on the stock you think will win. Caveat: Make sure you can afford a loss, for every Google there are 5,000 dotcom busts. It’s a very high risk… but the reward could get you an island-sized boat.

3. Open Up Shop. America is a great place for entrepreneurs. Don’t just look for something that could make a lot of money, look for something you’re passionate about. It needs to be the type of work where money is just the gravy on top, something where you don’t dread getting up in the morning. You could be the next Steve Jobs. Or even Steve Jobs’ groundskeeper.

4. Inherit The Cash. Probably the sleaziest path to riches, its also a long-standing American tradition. You can marry into money by finding a wife with a rich clan, or bypass the middlewoman by looking for a cougar with a nest egg. Sure, this involves waiting around for people to die but if you’ve gone this far, taste becomes quaint. See Hilton, Paris.

5. Win The Lottery. Just about the most impossible way to become a millionaire, this is a tax on the stupid. Let’s say you beat the odds (which are better in Vegas), almost half of your “winnings” gets skimmed before you are handed the giant fake check. The lottery is the path for those who don’t want to do more than hand dollars to the 7-11 guy in the vague hopes that you maybe might possibly hit the big one. Maybe.

In his great book, the 48 Laws Of Power, Robert Greene explains how you can become master of your universe. Power, and attaining it, can be the path to riches and success. You should read Greene’s book, but here is a summary of the 48 Laws of Power.

Law 1 Never Outshine the Master
Law 2 Never put too Much Trust in Friends, Learn how to use Enemies
Law 3 Conceal your Intentions
Law 4 Always Say Less than Necessary
Law 5 So Much Depends on Reputation. Guard it with your Life
Law 6 Court Attention at all Cost
Law 7 Get others to do the Work for you, but Always Take the Credit
Law 8 Make other People come to you, use Bait if Necessary
Law 9 Win through your Actions, Never through Argument
Law 10 Infection: Avoid the Unhappy and Unlucky
Law 11 Learn to Keep People Dependent on You
Law 12 Use Selective Honesty and Generosity to Disarm your Victim
Law 13 When Asking for Help, Appeal to People’s Self-Interest, Never to their Mercy or Gratitude
Law 14 Pose as a Friend, Work as a Spy
Law 15 Crush your Enemy Totally
Law 16 Use Absence to Increase Respect and Honor
Law 17 Keep Others in Suspended Terror: Cultivate an Air of Unpredictability
Law 18 Do Not Build Fortresses to Protect Yourself. Isolation is Dangerous
Law 19 Know Who You’re Dealing with. Do Not Offend the Wrong Person
Law 20 Do Not Commit to Anyone
Law 21 Play a Sucker to Catch a Sucker. Seem Dumber than your Mark
Law 22 Use the Surrender Tactic: Transform Weakness into Power
Law 23 Concentrate Your Forces
Law 24 Play the Perfect Courtier
Law 25 Re-Create Yourself
Law 26 Keep Your Hands Clean
Law 27 Play on People’s Need to Believe to Create a Cultlike Following
Law 28 Enter Action with Boldness
Law 29 Plan All the Way to the End
Law 30 Make your Accomplishments Seem Effortless
Law 31 Control the Options: Get Others to Play with the Cards you Deal
Law 32 Play to People’s Fantasies
Law 33 Discover Each Man’s Thumbscrew
Law 34 Be Royal in your Own Fashion: Act like a King to be treated like one
Law 35 Master the Art of Timing
Law 36 Disdain Things you cannot have: Ignoring them is the best Revenge
Law 37 Create Compelling Spectacles
Law 38 Think as you like but Behave like others
Law 39 Stir up Waters to Catch Fish
Law 40 Despise the Free Lunch
Law 41 Avoid Stepping into a Great Man’s Shoes
Law 42 Strike the Shepherd and the Sheep will Scatter
Law 43 Work on the Hearts and Minds of Others
Law 44 Disarm and Infuriate with the Mirror Effect
Law 45 Preach the Need for Change, but Never Reform too much at Once
Law 46 Never appear Perfect
Law 47 Do not go Past the Mark you Aimed for; In Victory, Learn when to Stop
Law 48 Assume Formlessness

4. Michelle Trachtenberg. Michelle was a Nona on Pete & Pete, then went on to be Buffy The Vampire Slayer’s younger sister. Now? She’s just hot. It’s wrong.

3. Keshia Knight Pulliam. It’s Rudy. From the Cosby show. Rudy, for chrissake. She ate Jello with Bill Cosby! And now? She’d look great, covered in Jello.

2. Hilary Duff. You remember that kid from the show on Nickelodeon? The one with the wacky cartoon character acting out her inner monologue? She’s hot now.

1. Lacey Chabert. Lacey first showed up in the heart-rending teen drama Party Of Five, then was in the mostly forgettable Lost In Space movie. She disappeared for a while and turned up in Not Another Teen Movie and Mean Girls as a total hottie.

There tons of ways to cook a potato. You can bake it, fry it, hell you could even eat it raw. We don’t recommend that. Here’s the easiest one to do: how to make mashed potatoes.

1. Peel the potatoes. The best way to peel the potatoes is to use a potato peeler. But if you don’t have one (likely) just use a knife. Take off the skin, as much as you can. It won’t be the end of the world if you have some skin left over, but try and get as much as possible off.

2. Cut up the potatoes. Slice ‘em up, chop em up into small chunks.

3. Boil the potatoes. Boil the potatoes in a pot of water. Boil them until they’re soft and close to being mushy. This should take about 15 minutes or so. Add in some salt while you do this.

4. Mash the potatoes. Again, the best tool for this is a potato masher, but you can do this with anything. A fork is handy. Just smush them all together, whip it up together. Put in some butter and/or milk.

That’s it, you made mashed potatoes. Congratulations.

Hot wings are a quintessential guy food. You can eat hot wings as a straight up meal for lunch or breakfast, or hot wings can be a snack food during a football game. Here’s how to make hot wings.

1. Get A Deep Fryer. While you can make hot wings in a frying pan, the experience is not nearly as satisfying without a deep fryer. Click here to get a good deal on one. Ok, now fill the deep fryer with oil, and set it to about 350. You’ll know its ready to go when the oil starts bubbling.

2. Prep The Chicken. You can make hot wings out of either wing sections or by purchasing party wings. Wing sections from somewhere like Perdue take more prep time since you need to cut the wings in twos. I prefer party wings, because then all you have to do is defrost them. Perdue-style wings are “fresher” but I doubt you can taste the difference. Defrost the wings, cut them up if they’re not party wings, then roll them in some wing breading. For me, the best kind is Hooters brand. Put them in the fridge for about 30 minutes after breading.

3. Fry The Chicken. Throw them in the deep fryer. Marvel at the sizzling. Go sit and watch some TV for about 20-30 minutes. The chicken is done when its golden brown and your mouth is salivating in anticipation.

4. Sauce The Chicken. Take your chicken and put it in a bowl. Throw in your hot sauce. Put a plate over the top of the bowl and shake that bastard up.

5. Eat The Chicken. Congratulations, you made hot wings on your own. You are a freaking man.

Going green, or being eco-friendly, is all the rage nowadays. Not only is it good for the environment and helping out with global warming, but going green is sexy. Women love a man with his head in the right place about saving our planet. Here’s how to go green:

1. Recycle. Just throw your empty beer and soda cans in a box with the recycling symbol on them and throw them out in the trash on trash day.

2. Skip bottled water. Bottled water isn’t much better – if at all – than regular tap water (filter it if you need to), and bottled water uses so much energy to get to your home it ends up screwing the environment.

3. Take the bus or train. This is harder to do if you live somewhere rural, but if you live in a medium to large city, this is the way to go. It cuts down on carbon emissions and if you don’t drive you can feel free to drink to your heart’s content. Subway rides are awesome if you’re drunk.

4. Go to environmental rallies. These don’t really do anything to help the cause (a senator has probably never changed his or her mind over a protest), but they are a great place to demonstrate to the ladies just how much you care. Avoid the Janeane Garofalo types though. They’re not there to have a good time.