1. Recycle. Just throw your empty beer and soda cans in a box with the recycling symbol on them and throw them out in the trash on trash day.

2. Skip bottled water. Bottled water isn’t much better – if at all – than regular tap water (filter it if you need to), and bottled water uses so much energy to get to your home it ends up screwing the environment.

3. Take the bus or train. This is harder to do if you live somewhere rural, but if you live in a medium to large city, this is the way to go. It cuts down on carbon emissions and if you don’t drive you can feel free to drink to your heart’s content. Subway rides are awesome if you’re drunk.

4. Go to environmental rallies. These don’t really do anything to help the cause (a senator has probably never changed his or her mind over a protest), but they are a great place to demonstrate to the ladies just how much you care. Avoid the Janeane Garofalo types though. They’re not there to have a good time.